What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do men think all women are the same?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

Someone said that Japanese girls fly to Los Angeles all the time to have fun with black men. Is that true?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why doesn’t Melania Trump do some more modeling?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What was the first Native American tribe to inhabit Long Island, NY?

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do a lot of women have a crush on my boyfriend when they know he is in a relationship with me? I am starting to feel insecure too. What should I do?

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

What do you think of the Black history lessons in the PBS documentary about jazz pianist-singer Hazel Scott?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Corey Conners withdraws from U.S. Open after injury striking camera cable - Awful Announcing

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why am I losing interest to get a job and to all my desires because of this spiritual awakening? How do I get through life because of it?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?